Dear Friends and Family,

I know you love Ainsley and so I sold your names, addresses, email addresses, phone and cell numbers to solicitors for a school fund raiser.

They gave the school 50 cents for each family member or friend I sold out.

Gotta support our schools. I knew you'd understand.

Love, Tracee

(I'm only kidding. I would never, ever do this to you and you better not do it to me.)

Hi Mom. Don't you want to buy some Dollar Store crap for $15 for Ainsley's school? They'll give Ainsley a 25 cent pencil if you buy $50 worth.

Mom, can I feed a real tiger and get my picture made, it's a fund raiser for school?

How much?

$18.

No.

waaaa waaaa waaa! I WANT TO FEED THE BABY TIGER WITH A BOTTLE!

Daddy will photoshop one for you. (see above pic)

Please can't we buy the cereal with a Box Top?

Ainsley, I'm not changing cereal for Box Tops.

I have to bring the paper back by Thursday with 10 Box Tops on it.

I'll paper clip $1 to the note.

No, that's cheating! You have to put Box Tops on it or they won't give me a prize!

Grandma don't you want to pay $5 more for the Family Home Journal. It's a fundraiser for Ainsley's school.

No.

Dear Primary School: Thanks for all the family harmony over the fundraisers this year. It's been real.