Honey, can you pull over so I can drive? I'm getting seriously frustrated because I can't figure out the DVD player or the Navigational System. I hate learning new technology. At least I already know how to drive.

Ha Ha.

I'm not kidding.

I know.

So we're in Wichita Falls, Texas and it's 11:20 pm. Kids are still awake and the GPS system is taking us downtown in all our pitstops. We've stopped trusting it so much. $5 a day for high speed access at any Flying J and the truckers tell me all Texas Rest Stops have free high speed.

Stopped at Sonic after only being in the car for 6 hrs. So much for my buying healthy snacks at Sams to save money. Ha. It's psychological - we're on vacation pass the onion rings and beef jerky!

Here's the thing about the DVD player - there is almost no shared travel experience whatsoever and we keep saying, "Ainsley, did you hear what I said?"

WHAT?!?

Why are you yelling?

WHAT!?!

But, don't they look like a car commercial?

It's a shame they'll have to watch Hairspray 17 times since it's our only working DVD.

Still have 1/2 tank of gas.